Translation of a Chinese blog: After watching Harry Porter 7 the final

[This is a blog published on Chinese "Facebook": Xiaonei.com. Just to make fun of Ph.D. study. Don't take it seriously. I guess the author must be a Ph.D. candidate in the States, by the way...]

刚看了hp7，深刻的觉得Severus Snape教授是个很有教育意义的人，在他的朋友们都大学毕业然后结婚生子过小日子的时候，被Dumbledore教授忽悠读了博士，还留校做教授。不但陷入了Dumbledore教授和Dumbledore死对头Voldemort教授这两位大牛的学术斗争，夹在中间不停的受虐，最倒霉催的更是要看着自己恋人的孩子跑来跑去，而自己临死还只是个小处男。在失去Dumbledore教授的保护后，由于被怀疑抢了Voldemort教授的科研成果，做了一辈子孙子的Severus Snape教授最后很无厘头地被Voldemort教授给冤杀了，最后只留下几滴眼泪给Harry Potter同学，向他展示了一个真正猥琐男波澜壮阔的一生。Harry同学看完这悲催的记忆，顿时爆发了小宇宙，把Voldemort教授给灭了，把那个代表着博士学位制度的法杖给折了，从此摧毁了万恶的博士制度，抱着美女快乐的生活去了。这个故事深刻的告诉我们，把有限的经历花在虚无缥缈的科学（魔法）研究上是件很悲催的事情，强如Dumbledore和Voldemort的人是少数，而大部分人都像Severus Snape一样悲催。所以作为凡人，千万不要被骗搞什么劳什子的科学研究，最要紧的是找到自己的生活，简单而快乐的生活，哈哈哈哈哈。

Translation: I just finished watching Harry Porter 7. Severus Snape is a very educational character. After all his college classmates graduated, got married, and happily lived with their wives and kids, he was persuaded by Professor Dumbledore into applying for a Ph.D. program, and later he even became a professor at the uni himself. He was very painfully caught up and tortured in the academic competition(fight) between Professor Dumbledore and Professor Voldemort, Dumbledore's feud. He even had to face the fact that the son of the woman he loved ran all around the place in front of him. How tragic for him to die as a virgin boy. After losing the protection of Professor Dumbledore, he was suspected of plagiarized the research results from Professor Voldemort and was murdered as a loser. He left only a few drops of tears for Harry Porter showing how pitiful his life is. Seeing this pitiful memory of him, Harry Porter f**ked Professor Voldemort, destroyed the token of Ph.D. degree (the magic wand) and therefore completely destroyed the infamous Ph.D. degree system. He led a happy life with his girl ever since. The story of Harry Porter tells us that dedicating one's limited life to scientific research (the magic) is not pleasant at all. Only few genius such as Professor Dumbledore and Voldemort will succeed an academic career; most people lead a life as pitiful as Severus Snape. As a "commoner", never let the professors trick you into scientific research. The most important thing is to find your own life and live simple and happy, hahahahahaha.